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2-6 business days
Customs and import taxes
Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.
$33.44
Going Nowhere Fast never looked this good.
Slide into vintage vibes with this premium heavyweight tee featuring a bold, artsy street van design inspired by 70s road culture. Whether you're stuck in traffic or just vibin' through life, this shirt says it all — with humor and style.
Crafted from thick, high-quality cotton, it's built for comfort and cool points. Perfect for van lifers, retro lovers, and anyone with a sarcastic soul and a love for groovy graphics.
✅ Unisex fit
✅ Pre-shrunk, heavyweight cotton
✅ Printed with vibrant, lasting ink
✅ Great gift for vintage lovers, streetwear heads, and road trip junkies
This is more than a tee — it’s a whole mood.
• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Charcoal Heather and Carbon Grey is 60% cotton and 40% polyester
• Fabric weight: 6.5 oz/yd² (220 g/m²)
• 20 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Single-needle edge stitch 7/8″
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
2-6 business days
Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
We certainly do custom orders, which can include many different things. We can work with you on designs, colors, and more. Just let us know what you need and we will do our best to help you with your project.